WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!
FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
NATIONS GET THE PASTA
HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
FANGIRLS START SCREAMING
ORIGINALS GET YOUR WHITE OAK STAKES
ROOMFRIENDS GET YOUR FEELING STICKS
PROBIES GRAB YOUR GEAR
BONEHEADS WE GOT A CASE
WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!
arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
- their initial offer is too low
- possible unnecessary ad space
- stricter regulations
arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
- “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
- “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
- “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
So you all realise him saying please after the GI asked ‘Doctor who?’ was him saying please to River, because he knew she was there.
Please. Say it so I don’t have to.
And there I was thinking his name was fucking “please”
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
if you do a google image search of “now you’ve awoken the dragon” you see this on the first page
im so proud
if someone asks “how’s it hangin” always reply with “flaccid” it’s the law obama said
threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
JESSU CHIRTS
still better than every other song
I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.
Best thing I've read on tumblr.
Professor :
You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student :
Yes, sir.
Professor:
So, you believe in GOD?
Student :
Absolutely, sir.
Professor :
Is GOD good?
Student :
Sure.
Professor:
Is GOD all powerful?
Student :
Yes.
Professor:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor:
You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student :
Yes.
Professor:
Is satan good?
Student :
No.
Professor:
Where does satan come from?
Student :
From … GOD …
Professor:
That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student :
Yes.
Professor:
Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student :
Yes
Professor:
So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor:
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student :
Yes, sir.
Professor:
So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor:
Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student :
No, sir.
Professor:
Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student :
No , sir.
Professor:
Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student :
No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor:
Yet you still believe in Him?
Student :
Yes.
Professor :
According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student :
Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor:
Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student :
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor:
Yes.
Student :
And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor:
Yes.
Student :
No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student :
Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student :
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor:
Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student :
You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor:
So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student :
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor:
Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student :
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor:
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student :
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student :
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student :
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter.)
Student :
Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor:
I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student :
That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
That student was Albert Einstein.
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
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